Travelling throughout north India for the last six weeks I have been entertained, enchanted and down right baffled by some of India’s road signs. In a land where people drive like mentalists, or ‘intuitive’ driving as I have been more kindly known to call it, perhaps they need to stand out.

From the hilarious, bizarre, racy and occasionally the profound, here is a collection of my favourites.

And the most important…..